https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/varusteleka-knee-socks-merino-wool-4-pack/79180?option=35717

These are my go-to’s. They aren’t thigh-highs, but are pretty tall.

And there’s a sale on!

Ah, my bad. The comic Asterix & Obelix had a theme in the English translation of common turns of phrase or puns ending in -ix as names of the Gauls.

The chief was Vitalstatistix, the bard was Cacofonix, and so on.

Gaulic mason?

Bold of you to assume I didn’t build my battlestation around the shitter.